Saturday, June 27, 2009

MONSIEUR FUCK

MONSIEUR FUCK

Once upon a time there was a little puppy somewhere in California, USA. Due to some serious digestive trouble his flatulence was extremely abundant and loud. These impressive displays would cause people to turn around and curse every time he let one out. Our little puppy wound up believing his name was “Fuck!” Rejected by everyone he flew to Paris and went on the road for several years during the Seventies, eventually becoming one of the most celebrated writers in Europe. People meet in intellectual circles and theaters everywhere to listen to readings on the highest acclaimed farts by Monsieur Fuck.

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